to make it happen

manager asked his subordinate
'why didn't you get ctmrs to sign up for iBanking?'

subordinate's replies:
' those two ctmrs just came out from prison.
Too risky to introduce internet banking to them'
manager argued 'you could still tried your best to pursue ctmrs to sign up!!'
subordinate's reaction (- _-)``!!
'since ctmrs stayed long 2 yrs in prison, they are just not ready for iBanking!'

next scenario
mr XXX is a gangster, looked very fierce
staff was a little afraid to talk too much to him
yet he tried his very best to ask him to sign up for internet banking
finally, gangster ctmr agreed to sigh up for phone banking!!

phone banking??? tot supposed to introduce internet banking

hahaha..
damn funny la...
i just couldnt stop laughing !!

my favouirte makan place in HOUGANG

my favouirte makan place in HOUGANG

my favorite authentic Thai food
at affordable prices, average it is only $6 per dish
no service charge, no GST
and most important is the food damn tasty
really if u love thai food u MUST come and try it out
you sure will love it~~!
when u visit the place,
Thai tom yam soup is a MUST call dish
the tom yam soup damn power

i visit the place really often, cos i cant resist the great food
the service is good, the people there are all Thais
and they also served authentic Thai desserts

the restaurant is located at:
Blk 212 Hougang st 21
#01-341

bus 112, 113 and 119
or you can take MRT to Kovan den walk towards MacDonald's direction
you should be able to find he place
: )

finally, got rid of my long and untidy messy hair
i had my hair done!
been a long long while since i rebond my hair
and all i pay for is only $58 for rebonding
and hair cut at $3.80!!!
unbelievable price!!
this great deal came from Snip Avenue
in the past, i did all my rebond in china
becos it was 5 times cheaper
but now i can get such a good deal here in singaopre
now, facing economic down turn, cheap hair cut is wat we are asking for
although, i paid $58.00 but it was a $120 service
i was lucky to get an experienced hair stylist
he was good, he helped me to chip off all those dry ends
all in all, i would rate him 4 out of 5
most important after few days of wash, my rebond look nature

so people out there, if u think cheap hair cut
provide lousy cuttings and services
well, due to competition that concept does not apply anymore
: )
here is the price list:

Haircut - $3.80 nett
Haircut + Wash + Blow - $7.80
Color / Highlight – [S] $18 nett [M] $28 nett [L] $38 nett
Standard Perm + Haircut – [S] $23 nett [M] $28 nett [L] $33 nett
Ceramic Perm + Haircut - $78 nett (All Length)
Digital Perm + Haircut - $98 nett (All Length)
Rebonding [KOREA] + Haircut - $58 nett (All Length)
KeraSilk Treatment - $18 nett (All Length)

i done it at hougang branch, near to hougang mall
people, if you are visiting this branch
u can ask for '小鬼' , he was the experienced stylist

it's all about english and singlish ~~!

my lecture was saying in fact singlish is more effective than english
there it goes and proven!

when asking someone if he/she knows you...

Britains: excuse me, but i noticed you staring at me for some time. do i know you?
S'poreans: see what see!!!? BUAY SONG AH

when asking someone to lower their voice...

Britains: excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, im trying to concentrate over here.
S'poreans: EH, Tiam Tiam leh!

when doubting someone...

Britains: i don't recall you giving me money.
S'poreans: Got meh~~!

when asking to be excused..

Britains: if you would excuse me for a moment, i have o go to the ladies. carry on w/o me, it would only take a moment.
S'poreans: go toilet, BUAY tahan ahhh..!

when someone offer to pay...

Britains: hey put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
S'poreans: no need la...!

when returning a call...

Britains: hello, this is mr bean. did anyone page me a few moments ago?
S'poreans: hello, who page?

when someone is in the way...

Britains: excuse me, i'd like to get by. would you please make way?
S'poreans: lai, siam! siam hor~~!

lengthy english sentence, in singlish we use just tht few words
thts it
i understand what u mean and u know what i meant
can liao.. ~

(Pic from 'my paper')

read tis to urself, to prove u're a S'porean